We recently discovered a package in our Compound. It seemed to be of the Christmas variety, and you know how us Birn's hate Christmas.
Being curious folk, we decided to open the package. Much to our surprise we discovered the decapitated head of our Ronald Reagan Bobblehead. Notice that he was bound and blindfolded, no doubt the work of a terrorist or evil doer.
We took off the President's blindfolds and returned the head to his body. Ronald Reagan once again sits in our living room, safe and happy.
As if we didn't know who was responsible.
We recently discovered a package in our Compound. It seemed to be of the Christmas variety, and you know how us Birn's hate Christmas.
Being curious folk, we decided to open the package. Much to our surprise we discovered the decapitated head of our Ronald Reagan Bobblehead. Notice that he was bound and blindfolded, no doubt the work of a terrorist or evil doer. 
We took off the President's blindfolds and returned the head to his body. Ronald Reagan once again sits in our living room, safe and happy.
As if we didn't know who was responsible.
4 comments:
Recently? That was, like, two weeks ago. In the grand scheme of things, an insignificant amount of time, but in this fast-paced age it may as well have been two years ago.
Yeah, well, yo mama.
Yo back at you, Steve!
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