Monday, January 29, 2007

Grand Rapids Griffins 6 Toronto Marlies 3

Last Saturday Janna and I attended the Grand Rapids Griffins game against the Toronto Marlies. It was a very interesting time indeed. To our left was a group of drunk 20 somethings who were more interested in yapping at themselves than the game. Behind us was an idiot who claimed to understand the game of hockey and yet wondered how many periods there were and if they were 20 minutes long. To our front and slight left was a group of people who actually understood the game and went so far as to bring confetti to throw after each Griffins goal.
Our old pal Tyson Nash plays for the Marlies these days, he used to be the St. Louis Blues goon. On this night he got in a nice little fight. One thing I noticed about the Griffins game is that only a handful of the nearly 11,000 people in attendance had any idea what was going on during the game. It seemed they were more interested in talking to themselves about their golf game or their children than the game itself. That's awful sad because not only is hockey a fun game to watch, the team feeds off the enthusiasm of the fans.
Marlies goalie Sieve Racine warms up before the game. Contrast the fans in Detroit with the fans here in Grand Rapids. In Detroit going to a Wings game is a big event, something to look forward to and something to enjoy. Wings fans know and understand the game and yelling at refs, opposing players and the Wings goalie is not only acceptable but is encouraged.
In Grand Rapids few understand the game and no one looks forward to going to a Griffins game. It isn't an event, folks don't sit around talking about how the Griffins are doing. Fans who understand the game and dare to yell at the refs, opposing players or the Griffins goalie are glared at, threatened with expulsion from Van Andel arena and generally scoffed at by arrogant Dutchman. Apparently these people are more interested in the pathetic hot dog cannon, t-shirt toss and kiss cam than they are in the game itself.
My children will not be raised in such an environment. They will be raised with an appreciation of hockey (and other sports such as football and baseball). They will be taught to understand what is going on during the game and will be taught that we're going to a game, not a t-shirt toss. Sports are an important part of life, not only will Stuart and our other children be encouraged (read: forced) to get involved in organized sporting events for their own health but they will be taught to appreciate the oportunity to see the best players in action. Just as important will be the opportunity to spend time with their father, I can think of no greater day than Stuart's first MSU football game with me. While Grand Rapids arrogantly scoffs at such things, these are the times that children will remember all of their lives.
The Griffins won the game 6-3 and generally looked pretty good. Apparently they weren't able to leave Rochester until early Saturday morning and didn't arrive back in GR until 2pm, only five hours before game time. They had some nice goals and former Michigan State standout in the 80's Kip Miller earned #1 star of the game. During the first intermission former American Idol contestant Ace Young sang three songs. Needless to say it was awful.
Ace is known for a terrible falsetto, which he displayed for all to hear on Saturday. You know you've hit rock bottom when the best gig you can get is a three song intermission set at a minor league hockey game where 100 girls are all excited to see you, several thousand get up during your performance to get a hot dog and beer and the rest either don't pay attention or laugh at you. Oh how the mighty have fallen. Sadly, Ace didn't sing "I Want To Be Your Father Figure" for us, we had so looked forward to mocking it.
Janna looks off into the distance, probably wondering why she married a hockey fan. I think it's safe to say that she's looking forward to the kids being able to go alone with me to football and hockey games, though she's a good wife and comes with me when requested. I think she's also glaring at the beer girls, wearing their referee outfits. That's another thing we noticed, all of the folks selling beer were women at Van Andel, at the Joe they're all men. We opined that the men could carry a lot more beer than the women and probably made a lot better money. And thus ends our evening at the Griffins game. You will note that both pro games Janna and I attended so far this year were victories over Toronto. Hey you canucks out there in Toranna, we own you!

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Birn School of Culinary Arts Now In Session

Agnus badly wants to learn how to cook properly so we have invited her over for a series of cooking lessons. She will learn from the best and then mangle the dishes over at Wendler. We hope that she learns the very basics of what we teach her. Learning the basics will allow her to explore all sorts of different flavors down the road.
Lesson #1 is chicken. Last night we made pan seared chicken with a garlic-apple cider sauce. The sauce is tangy, the chicken is juicy and seared to perfection. The first lesson is that heat is our friend.
In addition to our wonderful chicken, we made smashed red skin potatoes with herbs de provence. They're very rustic and earthy, what with the skins left on and all. Even I liked them and I generally hate mashed potatoes. I think that I generally hate them because most folks whip them to death and turn them into creamy disgustingness. Last night's smashed red skin potatoes with herbs de provence retained their potatoness and were therefore good.
For desert Janna made mini chocolate souffles with vanilla bean ice cream. The souffle was light and fluffy and had the perfect amount of rich chocolate. I could have done without the vanilla bean ice cream though, perhaps next time we'll serve the souffles with powder sugar and a mint leaf.
Janna diligently works on her desert. If there's one thing we can count on in the Birn household it's that Janna will put her full love and effort into her deserts.
While Janna is diligently working on her desert, Agnus child Buster has come into our home like a hurricane and made a mess of the place. What an outrage.
Seamus is appalled at the mess and wants that Daddy remove the intruders from the compound.
It wouldn't be a Life on Union Ave 2 post without the obligatory bad picture of Janna. And here it is, Janna trying to block her face from the camera. Nice try dear.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Palmolive Insanity

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Can someone explain to me why Palmolive is now making a dish soap titled 'Crisp Cucumber Melon?' I mean come on now, crisp cucumber? Give me a break.

Friday, January 19, 2007

Joe Chicago's Pizza Co. Review

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Yesterday Janna and I met in Grandville for dinner and a trip to Costco. I had a meeting at Rivertown Mall and had agreed to meet Janna at Costco at 5:15. Well, 5:15 rolled around and Janna wasn't there. Tired of waiting for her, I did my shopping and left to see if perhaps she had gone to Joe Chicago's Pizza instead. I drove to the pizza place and there was no Janna. Thinking maybe I had missed her in Costco, I returned only to discover that she had just arrived. What an outrage, doesn't being on time mean anything to anyone anymore?

But that's not really the point of this entry, the point here is to review Joe Chicago's Pizza on Wilson Ave in Grandville. For those who haven't been before, I highly recommend it. Joe Chicago's is a locally owned company serving authentic Chicago stuffed pizza. Don't be fooled by the chain gang down at Old Chicago's on Beltline and 28th Street, Joe Chicago's is 100 times better. The decor is classic old Chicago meets modern Pottery Barn, complete with an exposed brick wall and sleek bar.

The service was laid back and quite excellent. Our server didn't hover over us but rather treated us as if we were guests in his home, it was a pleasant change from the disgustingly peppy and nosey servers you get at the chain gang places.

The food was top notch. We started off with breadsticks and cheese, with a nice pizza dipping sauce. The bread sticks were delivered right out of the oven. It is quite clear they were cooked on a pizza stone, the crust was crisp and the inside was soft. The cheese was perfectly melted and browned. While these breadsticks with cheese are not quite as good as the gaudy ones at Deluca's in Lansing, they were about as good as you can find here in Grand Rapids.

We of course had to have pizza, it's the whole point of the trip. We ordered a small 'Chicago Meats' stuffed pizza. Apparently 'Chicago Meats' are pepperoni, Canadian bacon, Italian sausage and regular American bacon. All of these meats were stuffed inside of a huge two inch high crust along with a gargantuan amount of cheese, it was topped with a ton of sauce. It was cooked perfectly, the crust was crisp, the cheese was perfectly gooey. The sauce is made fresh daily and was absolutely sublime.

For those of you who haven't been to Joe Chicago's yet I highly recommend it. So rarely do I highly recommend a restaurant but in the case of Joe Chicago's I'm going to have to do it. The pizza is right up there with Uno's and Due's in Chicago as well as Gino's. It's locally owned, not part of the chain gang which makes it all the better. It's also reasonably priced, our meal with tip barely cost $25 and we have enough pizza left over for at least two lunches. That's quite a good value. If you're looking to save, Joe Chicago's web site has coupons and they seem to have a lot of week night specials. For your next 'date' night, head over to Grandville and the Joe Chicago's Pizza Co. you won't be disappointed.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Mystery Solved!

We recently discovered a package in our Compound. It seemed to be of the Christmas variety, and you know how us Birn's hate Christmas.
Being curious folk, we decided to open the package. Much to our surprise we discovered the decapitated head of our Ronald Reagan Bobblehead. Notice that he was bound and blindfolded, no doubt the work of a terrorist or evil doer.
We took off the President's blindfolds and returned the head to his body. Ronald Reagan once again sits in our living room, safe and happy.
As if we didn't know who was responsible.

Saturday, January 13, 2007

A Fine Italian Picnic

Today we decided to have a lovely Italian picnic in the confines of our little compound. We did this several times when we were in Italy and have discovered that we can basically do the same thing here in Grand Rapids by going to our friendly neighborhood G.B. Russo's.
We enjoyed several quality meats, from left to right: a lovely hard salami, prosciutto di parma, Soperassata Calbresse (a hot, spicy salami) and cappicolo. In the back we have some mini fresh mozzarella balls and some beautiful spiced olives. Our meal was enough for four people and you can bet we have left overs for tomorrow. A note on prosciutto di parma, it is perhaps the most wonderful ham on Earth. Don't be put off by the sticker price, yeah it's $16.99 a pound but who needs a whole pound of this stuff. Eight slices is more than enough for two people and it's less than a quarter pounds worth. Sliced paper thin with a bit of that wonderful fresh mozzarella (topped with salt and fresh pepper of course) and it's pure heaven. For $3.00 you can enjoy the finest of Italian meats, it's worth it once in awhile, even while operating on a budget.
Another look at our wonderful mixed spiced olives. You can see two or three different kinds of olives, they were all wonderful. If one is buying olives at G.B. Russo, I also suggest their country mixed olives. They didn't have those today but these were just as good.

Friday, January 05, 2007

25 Week Update

My my, Janna looks like she's barely pregnant at all.
Goodness, that side view really says it all. I wonder if she's even pregnant.

Last night the unthinkable happened. Janna used to be squeemish about anything that wasn't "cooked properly." In other words, the rare tuna that I love was a freakish oddity in Janna's word, especially when we first started dating a year ago. I've gotten to her though and last night was a perfect example. Janna enjoyed Carpaccio at the GR Chop House. Carpaccio for those of you who don't know is raw sirloin sliced thinly and served with arugula and parmesan. Needless to say, she ate it up like there was no tomorrow.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Happy Birthday, Steve!!!



Ascribe to the LORD, O mighty ones,
ascribe to the LORD glory and strength.

Ascribe to the LORD the glory due his name;
worship the LORD in the splendor of his holiness.

The voice of the LORD is over the waters;
the God of glory thunders,
the LORD thunders over the mighty waters

The voice of the LORD is powerful;
the voice of the LORD is majestic.

The voice of the LORD breaks the cedars;
the LORD breaks in pieces the cedars of Lebanon

He makes Lebanon skip like a calf,
Sirion like a young wild ox.

The voice of the LORD strikes
with flashes of lightning.

The voice of the LORD shakes the desert;
the LORD shakes the Desert of Kadesh.

The voice of the LORD twists the oaks
and strips the forests bare.
And in his temple all cry, "Glory!"

The LORD sits enthroned over the flood;
the LORD is enthroned as King forever.

The LORD gives strength to his people;
the LORD blesses his people with peace.

Psalm 29

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

New Years Eve Party

New Years Eve was a festive time at the Birn compound. As you can see we had quite a spread, including but not limited to tartines, garlic-sherry beef, 1940 gouda cheese and pumpkin moose.
Janna works hard at putting together mushroom caps with feta cheese.
Agnus and her child, we'll call him Buster, look on with wild eyes.
Gasp, is that Nate sneaking in the Devil's drink?
Meanwhile Ray has brought over his strange English pudding, Linda is wondering why that heathen brought over English pudding, Adam Bonner wonders what's the dealio. On another note, Ray informs me that the tin cans his strange English pudding came in are reusable. Very useful information. Oy.
Elizabeth hides behind Buzz. I'll get you, just you wait and see.
Later on, Janna, Linda and Lydia discuss the ins and outs of child birth. Very disturbing.
EChuckler brings his camera. We understand that shortly after midnight Chuck went downtown to stake out a spot for liberal Ford's funeral.
The vulchers are out in full force. I know that our food is quite good but do try and be civilized.
Nate's old man Jim is deep in thought. Is he thinking about a) the fate of the post-modern world b) do I get another piece of Janna's amazing cheesecake or c) I ate so much, would anyone notice if I unbutton my pants?
John is quite disturbed, as well he should be.
Aha! I got Elizabeth and Grace. Victory is mine!
James is drinking yet again.
Ray insists on dancing with Linda to Guy Lombardo. Doesn't he know dancing is heathen!?
Linda attempts to play with young OJ. Skittles anyone?
A good time was had by all, we thank everyone for coming. I pray that 2006 brings as many blessings as 2007.

Monday, January 01, 2007

Quackers is Missing!

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Quackers is missing, we expect him to be returned promptly.